“Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed, faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved.

If you show me that, say, homeopathy works, then I will change my mind, I’ll spin on a fucking dime, I’ll be embarrassed as hell, but I will run through the streets yelling… It’s a miracle! Take physics and bin it! Water has memory! And while it’s memory of a long lost drop of onion juice is infinite it somehow forgets all the poo it’s had in it!

You show me that it works and how it works and when I’ve recovered from the shock I will take a compass and carve ‘Fancy That’ on the side of my cock.”